Teh End of Days, Its pretty fucking near, regardless of whether you believe in a religion or not, The signs? When 2 fat bald guys who look like twin brothers are lovers AND one of them ends being pregnant…don’t ask me how, need more shit sauce? Sure! They have previous offspring too apparently.…

Tupac was onto something when he declared “Fuck the world!!” Bet he knew this was coming.

If its crap, its not Iron Maiden.

One more time.

A boner going to waste

Success at Jailbait = Never getting caught

Yo Dawg….we heard you like getting screwed…

Nuff said!

Repetitiveness….its everywhere, even on the internet.

Fuck off to all armies.

…Or just kill you in your sleep on any other normal day!

..will be annihilated.

Keep on trying, keep gunning for glory, whats the worst that could happen? You’ll lose.

Get em straight.

*face palm*

They can kill you…with their beards!

Srsly…keep them to yourself.

…and guns are more awesome!

..and War is Peace.

This was one major reason why we needed a change

His girth….ignore it.

With pleasure!

Indeed.

EPIC fail for trying to look hot *grooossss*

Whale alert..warning..whale alert!

and is that a Ford Taurus??