What were they actually thinkin?? Were they even thinking???
Well just because they get jewelry, makeup ,clothes on the BIG OSCAR NIGHT for free..does that mean they shouldn’t think before wearing something on the red carpet?!!! Well yeah you are right, they just don’t!!! Not all, but most of them just do to stand out in the “IT “crowd and would wear something they shouldn’t have!…Are they actually looking like some fashion diva or just making a fool out of themselves!!! Well here is the list of some random Oscar disasters on the red carpet..Lets start off with ..
- Cher @ the 1986 Oscars
CHER: At the 1986 Oscars ( Thank god i wasn’t born or else I would’ve died) Cher, the singing diva, wore a dress showing most of her abs to i don’t whom!!! And booted a big expanded feather hair do too!! which I think she wasn’t thinking while she was getting it made 
I wonder where she sat! Well obviously the people sitting behind her wouldn’t have been able to see whats in front! Tch tch Bad choice Cher!
- Demi Moore
DEMI MOORE: In 1989 Demi moore was young and excited and thus was not very thoughtful about what she was wearing..bike shorts with a tail dress!! Well i know young blood in the body makes u do wrong stuff but sweety…people were watching you!! Why such torture??? Or did u want to laugh at yourself when you grow older? (I mean no you’re not old! Lol)
- Geena Davis
GEENA DAVIS: In 1992 Geena Davis was another shocking torture for people!!! I think when one actually wants to look hot and thinks a lot about it then something like this happens. A white frilly tail dress with a short front!!! Plzzzzzzzz!
- Lizzy Gardiner @ the 67th annual Academy Awards
LIZZY GRANDIER: In 1995 Lizzy was cashing in on her beauty by actually making a dress out of AMERICAN EXPRESS CARDS!!! I mean get a life woman! If you have so much to waste like this….give it to charity!!! but a dress of out it???
- The Pitt and The Paltrow @ the 68th Annual Academy Awards
GWYNETH PALTROW: In 1996 Gwyneth was wearing a slip dress to the Oscars thinking of looking elegant and nice but was actually out of place with Brad Pitt as her young love, serving as a fashion accessory I suppose. Way to go gal!!!
- Claire Danes
CLARIE DANES: In 1997 Ms. Danes wore a sweater tucked into a skrit :-\ Well Clarie it wasn’t Parents day, it was the Oscars!!! On the biggest event ever!!! I think before putting things together one needs to look different but yet formal rather than funny and different.
- Celine Dion
CELINE DION: In 1999 Celine proved she could be in this hit list too and guess what?? She is!!!! She managed to accomplish that by wearing a beautiful suit the the wrong way around to either look trendy, young or prove that primates can be smarter. Well it didn’t work both ways, it was damn pathetic!!! Ruining a suits beauty like this is a sin!! Did you do it because u were in a rush??? Well whatever it was it was sooper YUCKH!!!
- Bjork
BJORK: In 2001 Bjork, right after hunting a swan, came to the Oscars!!! I can’t believe her, like seriously!! She wrapped herself in a swan!!!Oh well, again its something to look different in, I wonder where the animal rights activists were!
- Jennifer Lopez @ The 75th Annual Academy Awards
JENNIFER LOPEZ: In 2003, came up wearing a quilt cover with hideous matching makeup..her hair tied up along with her tanned look…..she LOOKED HORRIBLE!!! No wonder Ben Affleck soon left her after this, who would want to stay with her anyways!
Well this is not all, I will be posting more stuff about our favorite celebs soon!!! But seriously, I suggest they at least think once before getting dressed up since they’re being watched by everyone across the globe. You leave an impact on people but an impact like THIS is too much!!!…well PLZZZ we request you all to think before getting ready!!!!!! lol
(P.S: BEFORE DRESSING UP FOR THE OSCARS ALL CELEBS ARE REQUESTED TO FART THRICE, MAYBE THAT WOULD HELP THEM DECIDE THINGS BETTER FOR THEMSELVES!!)
STAY TUNED FOR YOUR NEXT FASH-FART! 
